OMG!!! What just happened?
So, I have been attending a certain training somewhere in Apo(not fantastic mum). I wo
ke up this morning feeling tired and sleepy. I was even sleep walking on the road. The training has been taking much time, mostly till late evening.
I was meant to go for the 3rd round of presentation today and while on the way, the urge to rest seemed urgent and I changed my mind and decided to go home instead. As I was about to make my U-turn and cross to the other side of the road, a car signalled at me. Two men were in it, beckoning as if they wanted to ask for directions. They introduced themselves as custom officers(one was wearing a uniform anyways). They said they were going my way. In their words ‘we are uniformed men, we can’t harm you. I am a married man. My name is femi. Oh,so you are a yoruba person too. Come in joor. I want to drop my friend and turn towards your route. So I hopped in.
He dropped his friend truly, took another turn and said he wanted us to hang out. But Oga, I am going somewhere, I need to rest. Threw a wad of naira notes at me and started to act suggestively. Thankfully, a call came in and his attention was shifted. I began to pray in my mind. Mind you, he wasn’t even on my route yet, he was on an unfamiliar road in Garki where I was coming from.
Like a typical yoruba girl, I was already thinking of gbomo-gbomo, Ogun owo and the rest. Funnily, the guy seemed kind. He was even cracking jokes. He actually needed someone to sleep with.
The person on the phone was hurrying him for an appointment he had to keep. So, he turned back. In his words ‘I don’t believe am doing this, I have an appointment to keep.
For the 2nd time, he gave me the heavy naira notes and told me to keep it in my bag. In his words, ‘I just like your lepa stature’ and the spectacles you have on. That was what attracted me.
He dropped me off, looked at the money I failed to pick on the seat and drove off. So, I started asking myself after he left “why didn’t I take the money, FOC(he offered it free of charge). Was I stupid?
That was the look